bitch-ass white girl

Just shut up


lovurs:

i feel like leonardo dicaprio doesn’t care about his oscars as much as most tumblr users.


railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 


lamegrownup:

i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.


celibacy:

have you ever said so much bullshit you were actually shocked anyone believed you?


andrewquo:

sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz


oknope:

procrastination is my only talent


seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿


deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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