What Brandon Knows

And other 90210 secrets


happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween




what person WANTS to be sexually harassed online? people say “You should enjoy the attention” and maybe i would enjoy it if wasn’t coming from people who eat old food crumbs they find in the folds of their skin and wear the same sonic the hedgehog t-shirt for 3 years without washing it and when someone says it stinks they just spray axe body spray on it.

I do, bitch, so shut your fucking mouth.

Has time to go on tumblr for five hours straight but none to watch a 100 second snapchat story


I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 


at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce


why do good concert tickets happen to bad people